how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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