Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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