My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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