To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
and she was petting her beer can
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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