the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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