If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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