youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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