we have pet lesbian snakes
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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