Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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