I got chris browned last night
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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