i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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