Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
this hospital has no fireball
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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