we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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