I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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