Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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