i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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