omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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