He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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