Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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