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Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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