we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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