So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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