I want to stick my p in your. b.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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