Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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