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My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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