ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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