if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
we're so committed to being not committed
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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