I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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