Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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