I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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