Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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