Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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