Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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