i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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