i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it hurts more in the daytime
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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