His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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