I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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