You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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