I'm going to jail i love you
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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