using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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