the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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