Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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