You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And then he peed in my hair
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