Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
And then he peed in my hair
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