GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
thus making me awesome and them whores
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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