I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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