You're so nebulous sometimes
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
where does the pee come out of this thing
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Randomize
