after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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