do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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