K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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