I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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