My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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