i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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