I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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