so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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