This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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