can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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