Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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